Classic Toys of the 80s

The past month has seen the reintroduction of at least two classic toy lines of the 1980s.  Having finally reached adulthood, having finally attained a certain level of financial and corporate clout, my generation has chosen to mark the achievement with Transformers and Choose Your Own Adventure books.  Put in charge of product lines and marketing plans, the children of the 1980s are now probing their pasts and finding Optimus Prime and The Abominable Snowman.  At least ten original Choose You Own Adventure titles are already back on shelves, and a set of at least six first-generation Transformers "Classics" will return to stores by Christmas.

For the purposes of Found History, I'm going to chalk these developments up to my generation's keen sense of history.  I will politely ignore more plausible but less flattering interpretations—namely that we are having a hard time growing up and remain helplessly attached to the easy sense of agency that Transformers and CYOA lent us as children.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.